"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/27/2017 at 13:27 • Filed to: Taste

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Also, he wasn’t exactly an Adonis himself, so I feel like he shouldn’t be broadcasting those kinds of constraints on his dating pool.

Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 13:29

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Disgusting.

I bet he doesn’t even have toast!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 13:33

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“No Mom, I can’t drive you to your boyfriend’s house! Can’t you see the sticker? NO FAT CHICKS”

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 13:36

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Was he wearing a fedora?

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 13:38

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I’d like to bring London Andrews to wherever he’s parked - bet we could both turn that car over ....

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 13:40

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always figured having stickers like no fat chicks on your car took you out of the dating pool completely

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/27/2017 at 13:41

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Is that what that sticker implies? For reals?

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 13:41

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Step 1: Get an xB.

Step 2: Add some stickers.

Step 3: Drive around town.

It’s a dick in a box!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/27/2017 at 13:48

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pretty much

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/27/2017 at 13:50

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#harveyweinstein

WilliamsSW > benjrblant 11/27/2017 at 14:02

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You win.

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/27/2017 at 14:03

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Guessing he wasn’t in the pool to begin with...

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 14:06

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???

benjrblant > WilliamsSW 11/27/2017 at 14:34

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Thanks, I thought it to be slightly more witty than my usual meaningless banter.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > S65 11/27/2017 at 14:48

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It looks so sad.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 14:49

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That’s supposed to be a joke for lowered cars, so either this guy is 100% clueless or it’s meant to be ironic.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > benjrblant 11/27/2017 at 14:50

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Didn’t see the joke coming. Glad it did

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 11/27/2017 at 14:53

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No you just need to find a girl who also hates fat people. So you’ll probably end up with an annoying shallow, selfish, high maintenance. Oh coarse this only works of you’re in shape enough to impress said stuck up girl.

wafflesnfalafel > benjrblant 11/27/2017 at 15:40

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look at the top customer review - https://www.amazon.com/Toast-Decal-Scion-Element-Sticker/dp/B00762ABC2

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 15:50

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Pretty sure that thing isn’t a magnet for chicks or dudes, sticker or not.

Any vape cloud?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail 11/27/2017 at 19:21

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Dunno, he was in the house behind while taking the photo. He looked about 15 years too old to be driving a car with those stickers, but hey.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/27/2017 at 22:07

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So a good chance of a vape cloud.